These have been collected and portray sad but true thoughts of Americans. Feel free to copy, and pass along to friends, neighbors, or anybody else you know.
|Science gets better every day. You can sweat on each other for 48 minutes, breathe in each others face, and all handle the same ball, but you better wear a mask on the bench, and can't meet the opposing team at half court after the game to shake hands. Science.|
|Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?|
|The federal government, which has "Tomahawk" cruise missiles and "Apache", "Blackhawk", "Kiowa", and "Lakota" helicopters - and used the code name "Geronimo" in the attack that killed Osama bin Laden, officially objects to the name of the Washington Redskins. Really?|
|Image if you will, a world where every tween and meme must be fact-checked, but not a ballot. They call it the Twilight Zone.|
|Let me get this straight... A guy builds a wall to keep everyone out... Then another guy comes along and takes it down, then, blames the first guy because everyone is coming in...|
|If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degree temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug 100 million electric cars up at night?|
|You know the brainwashing is real when white people protest against white people for being white.|
|Hell of a job, Democrats -- you've managed to bring back the 1918 Pandemic, the 1929 Depression, the 1968 Race Riots and the 1973 Gas Lines, all at the same time.|
|I can't believe I'm living in a world that is reassigning the gender of a plastic potato.|
|Ignoring evidence of election fraud because the election is already over is like ignoring a murder because the victim is already dead.|
|Can we still order Black Coffee? Are Brownies being taken off the shelf? Is White Castle changing its name? I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed. Can we still play Chinese Checkers? Is it still called an Indian burn? No more Italian sausages? How far do you want to go with this foolishness?|
Trump vs. Biden tax plans.
Corporate taxes: Trump 21.0%, Biden 28.0%
Income and Payroll Taxes: Trump 37.0%, Biden 52.0%
Small Business Taxes: Trump 29.6%, Biden 39.6%
Capital Gains and Dividend Taxes: Trump 23.8%, Biden 43.4%
But you voted for Biden because Trump posted mean tweets.
|Want to drop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's how gun control works.|